Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

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End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."

Ihop Jokes More Ihop Jokes

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

Where does a legged waitress work?

IHOP.