Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

Where does a person with one leg work?

IHOP