Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.