Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

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What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.