Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.