Okc Jokes

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

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What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

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What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing