Okc Jokes

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

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What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

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What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.

What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

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What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?

A karaoke!

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.