Okc Jokes

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Eliminate Jokes More Eliminate Jokes

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Oklahoma Jokes More Oklahoma Jokes

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.