Okc Jokes

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

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Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

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What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma?

a Karaoke

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.