Okc Jokes

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

Oklahoma Jokes More Oklahoma Jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

Good Vision Jokes More Good Vision Jokes

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.

Eliminate Jokes More Eliminate Jokes

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.