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Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

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Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.

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What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.