What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

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Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair