What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!