What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!