What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!