Coconut Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

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What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

N Jokes More N Jokes

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

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How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

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How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's