Coconut Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

Why are blondes like corn flakes?

A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u call a spanish man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.