Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
Because he was a slave to the cistern!
Its arse.
Share ya laws.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.