How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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What's the only thing worse than a poop joke?

A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

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How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.