Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

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What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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Why were the mountain climber's parents disappointed in him?

He was always high! (I'm sorry)

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!