Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

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What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.