Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.