Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

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Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.