Clau Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.