What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.