What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

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How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.