What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?

A: Tally hohoho!

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC