The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
He knows where the naughty girls live.
A Nicolas Cage.
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
They break their nose!
They both came in a little behind.
Me: I didn't see you coming!
Impounding your mother
They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.
My erection.
He's all right now.
I told you it would rain, dear.
A rebel without a Claus.
OC) Brats!
OC
Occam's razor
Shorty's growin a beard.
All their statements are baseless.
They end every statement with init
Getting sleighed.
with a deadly weapon.
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Because it's soda pressing.
Because it was soda pressing.
