The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Santa stops at three Hos.
He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
Michael Jackson.
They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.
The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.
Because the government cuts corners.
Cut off their lips
A: A dependent Claus.
He has a no-trade Claus
The OC.
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
Shorty's growin a beard.
A barber!
What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.
All their statements are baseless.
Getting sleighed.
Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.
Because the police charge you.
They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."
Suture self!
He was just two tired.
Because it's soda pressing.
A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.
