The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
Santa. The other two don't exist.
He got impeached!
It chips.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.
Because he's not a rat.
Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
So he can cut corners.
because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.
Looks like rein dear"
OC I think I'm feeling C6
OC By process of elimination.
It's in their "jeans" ;)
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
All their statements are baseless.
They end every statement with init
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Take away it's credit cards !
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Insufficient funds.
A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.
He was soda pressed.
