The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
A cold.
They stay with 3 ho's
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Cher nob'll fall out.
I came, I thaw, I conquered .
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
He was wanted for several charges of battery
You got the Wong guy.
Little Ceasars
Because the government cuts corners.
I told you it would rain, dear.
because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.
oc Because he cantaloupe.
Caprice Sun. OC
It's in their "jeans" ;)
All their statements are baseless.
They end every statement with init
Because it was charged with battery.
So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.
Insufficient funds.
Suture self!
He was soda pressed.
Because he was soda-pressing