The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
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What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.
All their statements are baseless.
They end every statement with init
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
Who's asking
It was soda pressing.
A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.
My chestnuts are roasting"
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.
HYATT!!!
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
Bigmac and fries please
A: He wanted rich milk.
They got tired of all the minotaurs.
I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.
A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain