Statement Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Waattaaah!

What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ?

Cash me if you can !

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Sarcasm Jokes More Sarcasm Jokes

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.