The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
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What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.
All their statements are baseless.
They end every statement with init
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.
The Po Po Po.
oc Because he cantaloupe.
OC Icy dead people!
A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.
A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Bigmac and fries please
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
He was just two tired.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.