The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
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What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.
All their statements are baseless.
They end every statement with init
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
An elephant with spare parts !el
I Duggar."
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair
All of them.
Because Satan has more politicians to help him.
Because they had a point
I told you it would rain, dear.
because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.
Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
WATAAAAAR
Kiaaaaaaaa
Because they were written by women.
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.