Chav Jokes

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

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What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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End Jokes More End Jokes

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Who makes the best fried chicken?

Crispin Glover.

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Statement Jokes More Statement Jokes

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.