Chav Jokes

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

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What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Statement Jokes More Statement Jokes

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch