Chav Jokes

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

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What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

Statement Jokes More Statement Jokes

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.