Chav Jokes

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

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What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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Statement Jokes More Statement Jokes

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.