Chav Jokes

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

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What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

Statement Jokes More Statement Jokes

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC