Chav Jokes

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

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What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Statement Jokes More Statement Jokes

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.