Chav Jokes

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

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What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Statement Jokes More Statement Jokes

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that "