Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

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Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman