31+ Funny Actor Jokes - Curious United

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself."

Which actor is a dog's favorite?

Bark Ruffaro

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

Which actor is always criticising churchgoers?

Christian Slater.

Why do actors like snooker halls?

Because that's where they get their best cues.

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ?

Actor you my dear Alphonse !

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."