What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

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Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

What do you call a perverted Magician?

Q: What do you call a perverted Magician A: David "Cop a Feel" ...ba dum cha!