What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Bernadette Jokes More Bernadette Jokes

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!