Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

What's the quietest element?

A no-bell gas. Especially when the ringing noises Are-gon.

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

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What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.