Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!