Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Previous Random Joke Next

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Vibrate Jokes More Vibrate Jokes

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.