Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.