Frodo Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

Ring Bearer Jokes More Ring Bearer Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Designate Jokes More Designate Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.