What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

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Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.