What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

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What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...