What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.