Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

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What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.