Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

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Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar?

Not even the pool table has balls

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration