How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

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What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence?

Fresh prints.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

because they're not afraid of committing.

Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .

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What's on the TV?

I said "Dust!"

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)