What crime is he accused of?

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Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!