Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!