Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!