Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!