Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler