Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What was the condiment stand charged with?

with a deadly weapon.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What crime is he accused of?

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