What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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Because he wanted to get more definition.

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One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

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A gargoyle!

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Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

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Ooops, I burnt one!

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Damn, I burnt one...

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.