What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

Thunderstorm Jokes More Thunderstorm Jokes

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms