What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick"

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!