How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.