How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

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Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge