Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

Yoda Jokes More Yoda Jokes

Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.

How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Episode Jokes More Episode Jokes

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode