Because in charge Yoda was.
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
A picnic table can support a family of 4.
Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.
Because "6, 7 ate".
He had a 2-2.
They stay with 3 ho's
1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
He was charged with battery.
A Buccaneer
1 dead baby in 5 trash cans
A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
When it has metaphor.
An episode of The Biggest Loser
Just one, but it takes three episodes.