Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.