A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
You better not try to start anything.
Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest
Shoot him again.
Parole.
For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."
Halloumi! (Hello me)