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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

Why didn't the Turkey cross the road?

It was too Chicken.

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Reddit Ceo Jokes More Reddit Ceo Jokes

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman