Accuse Jokes

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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Myth Jokes More Myth Jokes

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Reddit Ceo Jokes More Reddit Ceo Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.