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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Virgin Mobile Jokes More Virgin Mobile Jokes

What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

Mislead Jokes More Mislead Jokes

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Piracy Jokes More Piracy Jokes

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate