Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.

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Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Treason Jokes More Treason Jokes

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.