Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

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Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture of Jesus only needs one nail to hang up.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!