Marshmallow Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Peep Jokes More Peep Jokes

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

File Jokes More File Jokes

What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon