So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
It was taped.
Marshmallows
both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!
Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.
Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!
He sat in his own pew.
A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark
An orthopedic sturgeon. :D
A Bark-aeologist
They got Snowden.
Because he got Snowden!
The snow on top of it has melted.
Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.
A GOP Presidential candidate.
They just don't believe in labels.
It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!
A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
Tape
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.
