Marshmallow Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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What makes camping so thrilling?

It's In-tents

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Express Jokes More Express Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!