Marshmallow Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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I'm melting!

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Cat Food Jokes More Cat Food Jokes

How is cat food sold ?

Usually purr can !

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

Express Jokes More Express Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!