Marshmallow Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.