Marshmallow Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Why did the easter egg hide?

A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

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Cat Food Jokes More Cat Food Jokes

How is cat food sold ?

Usually purr can !

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

What do you call a crazy bug on the moon?

A luna-tick.