Marshmallow Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.