What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.