What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents