Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.