Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

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Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

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What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!