Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

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What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

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Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!