Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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Business kept falling off!

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An elephant with spare parts !el

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Take away its USB cable.

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A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!