Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in