Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in