Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

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How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden