How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.