How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

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How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.