How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!