How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

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Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!