Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

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What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.