Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!