Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!