Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

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What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

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Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.