What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is everyone talking about me?

They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower