What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

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What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

How do trees access the internet?

They log on