What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

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What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

What do you call a German thief?

A Hamburglar.