What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

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What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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What do you call a German thief?

A Hamburglar.

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!