Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!