Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey?

How're ye gettin' on

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What do you call someone who would do *anything* for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.