Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A: A hobby horse.

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.