How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

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What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.