How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)