How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horses so negative?

Because they're nay sayers.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest