How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia