How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horses so negative?

Because they're nay sayers.

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest