What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.