What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

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Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

What disorder will Spiderman get as he ages?

Peter Parkinsons

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Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)