Hoof Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show?

Brick and Orety