Hoof Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What do you call a group of pigs?

A precinct.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

Fiddler Jokes More Fiddler Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.