Because they lactose.
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Cause they lactose.
He paints his hooves red.
Put a brick under each hoof!
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Fiddler on the hoof!
Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"
Raise the urinals
A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
He wanted sweet and sour pork !
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
With a razor and their wrist.
A: It is usually still in the case.
Cereal pleasure to meet you !
Captain Crunch
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
Because they lack toes
A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
Unstable
Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.
Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.
