Hoof Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.