What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.