What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

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What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?

The Qu Qu Qu?

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue