Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.
Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C
STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:
An exhorsist!
All the horses drowned
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Because he lost his marbles.