What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

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Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.