What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )