What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)