Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.