Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.