Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes