Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do cats chase birds ?

For a lark !

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes