Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's long and stylish and full of cats?

The Easter Purrade!

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.