Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

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Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.