Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.