Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do we need to die?

chickens

Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes