Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

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How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.