Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.

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What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

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Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.