Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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What is pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's virginity.

How can you make seven even?

How can you make seven even? Take away the letter S.

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789