Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

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Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

Response Jokes More Response Jokes

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe