What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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What do you call a disobedient feline pirate?

A mew-tineer! And what do you call a genetically altered cow A moo-tant, of course!

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe