What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears